let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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