I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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