Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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