you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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