Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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