Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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