How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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