i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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