Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Text me some of your sweat
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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