I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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