Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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