Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
