it was like his penis was on wheels.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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