physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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