Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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