What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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