Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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