Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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