yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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