He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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