That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
