my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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