is wine microwaveable?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize
