You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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