Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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