Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She made me pour olive oil on her.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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