I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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