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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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