Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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