We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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