You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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