super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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