I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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