Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i dont even know how to be here
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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