so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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