do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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