he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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