We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
