OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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