But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize