They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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