I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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