Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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