put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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