He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It was confusing and full of hummus
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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