I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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