I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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