Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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