We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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