Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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