ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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