I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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