operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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