On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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