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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!

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(512): View more from Texas

honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?

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(850): View more from Florida

the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people

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(469): View more from Texas

I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!

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(216): View more from Ohio

I feel like you just railed me after that sext

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.

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