I'm jealous of your bromance
I think im going to throw up on grandma
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.