from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.