I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?