Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.