at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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