I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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