I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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